A slut through the ages

I was out this weekend and bumped into an old friend.  After some typical chit chat, she asked what I was doing for the summer. As I stared at her pregnant belly, I was torn between telling her my “official” plan (taking a programming class) and telling her my VIP only plan. Considering that back in her 20’s she slept with guys like it was her job, I thought it appropriate to privy her to the real plan.

The conversation went something like this:
HER:  So you’re here for the WHOLE summer, so fun. What are you going to do with your time?
ME:
 Umm, well, I’m kinda going to be a slut. I mean, uh, I’m going to try at least, like, if I can do it, umm… << Can you spell AWKWARD? >>
HER: WOW, OMG, that’s amazing! I’m so jealous, I wish I got to be a slut….
<< Huh? but you kinda….. >>
HER: … in my 30’s rather than in my 20’s.
<< Ooooh, that’s where she was going. >>
ME: Oh, ya?
HER: Ya, think of how much better everything would be now that you’re a confident adult who doesn’t give a shit.
<< Next blog entry, done! Thanks H! >>

After giving it some thought, I decided that it’s not ALL good news in your 30’s, and that there are pro’s and cons to each. So as any A-type would do, I made a list:

In your 20’s:

  • More energy (pro)
  • Less self-confident (con)
  • Can easily find guys to bang (pro)
  • Less judgemental (pro)
  • Less judgemental (con)

In your 30’s:

  • More confident socially (pro)
  • More confident in bed (pro)
  • Most people are in a relationship/married + go out less = slim pickings (con)
  • Care less about what others think (pro)
  • Can tell within 30 seconds if you’re into the dude or not (pro)
  • The hangover that led to the hookup is way harder to deal with (con 😦 )

Clearly I’ll be making the best of those 30’s pros.

Have I missed any?

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