Everything in my life is the opposite of slut

While reflecting on past habits and plotting my summer schemes, I came to the realization that everything I have ever been, and everything that represents me, is the opposite of slut. I mean it, guys. From my pretty black “turtleneck” to my bitchface to the fact that I hate most people, I think I win the award for #1 Anti-Slut , or maybe Last Person to Ever Pick Up in a Bar, and as honored as I would be to receive either of these awards, I clearly need to change my ways if I want to make any kind of progress this summer.
This may be harder than I thought…

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