What’s in a slut, anyway?

According to Jason, 3 guys in one summer.
According to Mike, 10 guys in one summer.
According to Rachael, 5 or 6 would suffice, but if it were her it would probably be 10.
I don’t even want to know what Marge would say.
In the end, consensus was that I will be a respectable slut if I if I can get with 5 guys this summer. FIVE! Don’t forget, that’s almost 1 per week. Shit.

But there’s got to be more to slutting it up than just a number. There must be some personality (read: moves) or maybe clothing (?) that go into attaining your summer number. This is where my troubles begin.

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